How to end homelessness, the capitalist way
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Homeless people are a big problem. They look bad. They smell bad. They talk bad. They scare us.
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But really, homelessness is a problem and it's on the rise. Unemployment and underemployment contribute to foreclosures and broken leases, forcing people and whole families to live on the street. And when you're living on the street, things as simple as a toilet or a shower are just pipe dreams, nevermind the hope for a warm bed and clean clothes.